It was dramatic

Sitting there, staring at the computer screen, expecting some breaking news

I suddenly heard my boss call me

He smiled, holding an envelope

Then he put the envelope on the table, patting it with his fingers, like playing a drum

I felt my heartbeat; my cheeks flamed

He said

Does your heart beat as fast as my fingers?

Guess what

You are fired

Of course it's just kidding

Well

Congratulations

You’ve successfully completed your probation